Can Cullen Rutherford even get drunk? .. Do you think he's ever been drunk? [ a beat. ] I wonder what kind of drunk he is.. [ affectionate? angry?? a crier??? ]

I'm a little amazed that some of it's even still called 'camping' equipment when it's not all that different from being at home.

[ oh, but there's another thing he wanted to mention, too, and he nearly forgot. ] Hey, by the way, there's someone I want to introduce you to. Are you free next week?