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[rideme]

"You've got the Iron Bull here. I'm listening.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

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[rideme]

Uh

ok

have fun

[rideme]

Can't you just... magic it or some shit?

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[nooneexpects]

BULL IM BACK
GET DRINKS WITH ME

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[rideme]

shit boss

where the hell were you ?


... adn where are you ?

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[nooneexpects]

THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT WHILE I'M DRINKING

A BAR
I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE CHECKED THE NAME
I WAS IN A HURRY SORRY

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[rideme]

wow you must have had one hell of a trip im a little bit jealous

eh ill find you

got to put the whole benhassrath thing to good use somehow

like finding bars

[selfpraise]

I did and next thing you know my smalls are on the roof.

[rideme]

Maybe it's a sign you need new ones. Something with lace.

[selfpraise]

[Dorian splutters and then makes a noise of frustration.]

Vishante kaffas, you are insufferable.

[And then he hangs up so he can go and pout.]

[ text ]

[animated]

ok so i've been meaning to talk to you about this forever but

"doable"?

[ text ]

[rideme]

huh

oh yeah what about it

[animated]

first of all, don't say things like that to 10-year-olds

second of all, adult me is intrigued

[rideme]

how was i supposed to know you were ten

oh are you ?

[animated]

wouldn't have brought it up if i wasn't

[rideme]

well then if you REALLY want to RIDE THE BULL

name a place and time

we can work something out

[animated]

you seriously did not just say "ride the bull"

[rideme]

i seriously

seriously

did

[animated]

do you like

give that line to everybody?

[rideme]

not everybody

just a lot of people

[animated]

well

i guess if my name was something like "iron bull" i'd use a line like that too

[rideme]

does that bother you

using it on other people



sometimes people get all upset about it and thats not really what i want to have happen here

[aka: he's sorry if he said something wrong, he really didn't mean to piss you off.]

[animated]

what? nonono

i'm not exactly looking for something serious here, so by all means use your cheesy lines on whoever you want

[rideme]

hey great !! ];)

see look i made a thing with the horns


my horns

anyway lemme know when you wanna do something

[animated]

oh ym god

have an iron bull emote i cnat



fuck

laughign to o hard to ytpe

TYPE

fukc

[rideme]

hahaha

youre totally welcome