rideme | IC INBOX

[At some point in the last week, your character received a letter in the mail. Feel free to open and read it, throw it away, or respond to it in whatever way you see fit.]

[ Attached is this image, but darker and grainer. Apparently going to strange places is one of Kasumi's hobbies. ]

Would it be weird for you if you tried this? Like, The Iron Bull riding a mechanical bull?

[The Iron Bull receives in the mail one very neatly packaged box containing something hideous that Dorian decided to pass on after getting it from Hawke.]

I thought it was more your style.

[ Hello, friend. On this beautiful spring day of April the 1st, you will either return to your desk at work or return to the front door of your residence to find a singular red rose in a simple vase, complete with ribbon and mysterious card.

If you deign to move the vase even the slightest bit, you'll find that either: A) the rose is not indeed a rose and squirts you in the face with water. Like, a lot of water. Basically all the water in the vase. Or, B) it is indeed a real flower, but a fake plastic spider or cockroach is launched into your face by some mysterious mechanism rigged onto the vase.

Pick your poison.

(By the way, the card reads, "Been thinking about you, big guy. You feeling horny lately?" With a mark of lipstick in a color that seems eerily similar to the shade of purple that's always on a certain mysterious hooded lady's lips. For the less likely to catch on to that hint, the back of the card is signed, "Just kidding. - K" ]

BULL IM BACK
GET DRINKS WITH ME

ok so i've been meaning to talk to you about this forever but

"doable"?

wgere did u go
thers a guy here u GOTTA SEE

so how was vegas?

mr nukl

theres bloodin the living room and we have a coue injurd prople in the jojse
cjarlie wants you to bring home painkillers and first aid stuff

please

So I haven't met your Chargers yet, but some of my Invaders came over!

There will be cake
And possibly a girl popping out of that cake
So you should come

Hello Bull, this is the Inquisitor. Or a Inquisitor might be more accurate. I arrived a few days ago, and Sera told me you were here. When you have time, I'd like to speak with you.

i think i fucked up

Quick. I need someone to vouch for me on being a capable owner of dragons.

Odd question but.
Have you ever used a grill before?

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directions to hardware store

[Looks like you got Kaneda's recent google search, Bull.]

dude if you're gonna bring take out every time you wanna skirt around the issue of tryina fuck me then you need to start picking things other than pizza. even my werewolf stomach ain't gonna cope with all the dough.

Good call on the music last night. I'll try less rose petals on the bed next time but I'm not making any promises

[It's a picture message, containing a drawing of an anthro nug with large tits holding a bow.

And it's firing arrows that are actually dicks. Sera is nothing if not creative.]

Hey, you home?

I didn't really want to fight btw

I just wanted the fish

:p

Oi. Jiji.

[He's got to talk to you.]

[Ken's being a good kid! he's holding himself to the promise! So there's a call.

Remember that one ominous voicemail where he sounded like he was going to pass out? Well this time it's all weird sounding like he's been crying. which he was.]

He's ok. He was... he was in his room dancing.

Hey, big guy. Got a minute?

Hey, Iron Bull? It's Max. I just wanted to thank you for saving me.

ok checking in, tell me ur alive/intact/hopefully with the same powers u usually got

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April 1st

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text, at some point during vegas..

at some point after vegas