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[rideme]

"You've got the Iron Bull here. I'm listening.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

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[rideme]

c'mon over then

sit with krem and the rest of the Furry Chargers theyll take your mind off crap while i get the drinks

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[sidequestings]

Krem and the what??

Should I bring anything?

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[rideme]

the cats
...... i told you about them right ?

nah youre good
nonah 5 by the way
just look for a yard full of destruction or a kid climbing out his window

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[sidequestings]

You have cats?
That's adorable, Bull.

I'll be there soon, then.
Though I'm really going to need an explanation about this kid and his window.

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[rideme]

yeah
saved em from getting eaten by a magical owl
dont ask


yeah uh
literally every kid in this fucking house uses the window like another door

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[sidequestings]

I'm definitely going to ask.
Later, though.

What's wrong with the door???

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[rideme]

fine but im gonna make dipper tell you
so
beware


i asked and kaneda just yelled
TELL ME THE MAGICAL DOOR THAT LEADS TO THE ROOF
i guess thats the answer

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[sidequestings]

Dipper's cute, that's completely fine with me.
Plus he's apparently a fan of elves, so he's basically a perfect human child as far as I'm concerned.

I lived out in the open for most of my life and even I know that's not a door.

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[rideme]

hes also dating one of the kids that lives in my house
so if he gets carried away ask him "hows ken" and thatll derail him
hes a good kid just
really excitable


HAH
ill tell him you said that

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[sidequestings]

He just got ten times cuter, that's adorable.

Honestly, I probably can't talk. These bedrooms are so claustrophobic.

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[rideme]

hey you wanna adopt him you can
you just have to take his sister too



boss
dont sleep on the roof tell me youre not sleeping on the fuckin roof
you want a big room come sleep with me

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[sidequestings]

I love kids, but I'm not really father material. [ more like mom tbh... small, bouncy mom.. ]

I'm not sleeping on the roof! [ usually... ] I just don't like how closed in it feels. At least Skyhold was big and airy.
Anyway, is your room really that much larger??

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[rideme]

yeah me either


open the window
yeah sort of
it has to be yknow? otherwise i couldnt get in there

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[sidequestings]

I don't know, it sort of seems like you're turning into a father here. More like 'dad', even.

I keep my windows open.
But then having you in there by default makes the room smaller again, doesn't it?
How big is your bed? I sprawl, you know.

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[rideme]

ugh dont do that to me
thats cruel

big enough for me and someone else
ive checked

08/23; voice

[rassera]

Oi, Cow.

[Despite the name, there's no bite to it, more out of just general fatigue than anything.]

You know Tetsuo ran off, right?

voice

[rideme]

... again?

What happened?

voice

[rassera]

...Pan did.

[And over the feed, he plays the audio from this conversation.]

Found it on his comm.

voice

[rideme]

Fuck.

So we're going after him, right?

voice

[rassera]

Yeah, he's one of ours, isn't he?

voice

[rideme]

Damn right.

... I'm itching for a Pancake.

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[sidequestings]

What? It's kind of attractive, actually.

Somehow I'm not all that surprised.
Maybe I'll borrow it after margaritas, then.
If you'll keep the window open.

voice

[rassera]

...Meet me outside Nonah 05, old man.

Breakfast time.

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[rideme]

OH??? is it now???


youre not climbing out the window boss
im on the ground floor anyway

voice

[rideme]

I'll bring the waffle iron.

[A beat, before he adds:]

... by that I mean, my hammer.