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[rideme]

"You've got the Iron Bull here. I'm listening.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

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Comments

[willinglychanged]

dude.
those are some pretty impressive horns.
10/10.

[rideme]

yeah

guess you could say im

pretty






horny

[willinglychanged]

DAMN.
Love it.
You're great, dude.

[rideme]

thanks i worked hard on that one

[willinglychanged]

oh yeah?
like... really hard?

[rideme]

hard as my horns

[willinglychanged]

pretty damn hard then

[rideme]

oh hell yeah

>]PD

[willinglychanged]

thats good to hear. ain't nothing sadder than a soft horn.

[rideme]

shit tell me about it

some guys get theirs rotting when they get too old and ugh kill me

[willinglychanged]

okay old rotting horn is definitely sadder than a soft horn.

[rideme]

damn right

always take care of your horns kid

[willinglychanged]

Unfortunately I don't have any horns of my own to take care of.

[rideme]

human then?

[willinglychanged]

nah, werewolf.

[rideme]

where wolf ?

[willinglychanged]

right here man.

[rideme]

there wolf

[willinglychanged]

exactly. right here ;)

[He didn't know if this was a grand old joke of if the other guy was simple but he liked the idea of it being the former.]

[rideme]

HEH

good

ive wanted to use that stupid line for fuck ever thanks

[willinglychanged]

wait, really? y'all got werewolves where you're from?