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[ Attached is this image, but darker and grainer. Apparently going to strange places is one of Kasumi's hobbies. ]
Would it be weird for you if you tried this? Like, The Iron Bull riding a mechanical bull?
Would it be weird for you if you tried this? Like, The Iron Bull riding a mechanical bull?
[ she should just call him back because this poor guy, but she's gonna keep texting him because this is way too hilarious ]
I actually think you'd just break the thing if you sat on it
I actually think you'd just break the thing if you sat on it
I'm pretty sure it is?
So. The Iron Bull on a literal iron bull.
So. The Iron Bull on a literal iron bull.
[ OKAY she's going to call him now because this is just torture for the big guy she's not sorry she put him through that. ]
You might compromise its structural integrity, though, for real. I don't know if they're designed to handle ginormous beefy Qunari. But you should definitely try it.
You might compromise its structural integrity, though, for real. I don't know if they're designed to handle ginormous beefy Qunari. But you should definitely try it.
[ You're welcome. ]
You have a "delicate, elf-like ass." [ You can practically hear the quotation marks as she speaks. ] Bullshit.
[ She's been waiting to pull that one on him! Yes! ]
You have a "delicate, elf-like ass." [ You can practically hear the quotation marks as she speaks. ] Bullshit.
[ She's been waiting to pull that one on him! Yes! ]
I know.
But seriously. I'm going to drag you to this place and you're going to try that thing after you have, like, fifty drinks or however much it takes to get a giant like you to actually feel alcohol.
But seriously. I'm going to drag you to this place and you're going to try that thing after you have, like, fifty drinks or however much it takes to get a giant like you to actually feel alcohol.
Don't you want to see if you can conquer it while you're drunk?
There's also nothing stopping you from doing both. Try it sober as your control run, then drink more and more.
This really needs to happen.
This really needs to happen.
Let's plan on it, then.
Think Charlie would want in on it?
Think Charlie would want in on it?
I'm sure he'll tag along if only to make sure things don't explode.
[The Iron Bull receives in the mail one very neatly packaged box containing something hideous that Dorian decided to pass on after getting it from Hawke.]
I thought it was more your style.
I thought it was more your style.
[Dorian takes a while to pick up because he needs to find the source of the ringing and then realise what the noise meant and then he needed to figure out how to accept the call.
...and hello to you too.]
Oh, you got my gift? It's a horn warmer.
[He's completely talking out of his ass, but he's keeping a straight face.]
...and hello to you too.]
Oh, you got my gift? It's a horn warmer.
[He's completely talking out of his ass, but he's keeping a straight face.]
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