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[rideme]

"You've got the Iron Bull here. I'm listening.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

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[rideme]

long as they dont see you you should be okay

and long as your popping in and out isnt a magic thing

theyre kind of good about knocking mages flat on their asses

[stealwithit]

oh, not at all. it's all crazy space technology that'll only confuse you if I tried to explain.

[rideme]

okay fair enough

you'd probably be fine then

[stealwithit]

yeah, okay, good. but what are these armored templar guys like, exactly?

[rideme]

annoying for the most part

but if youre not a mage you generally dont got to worry much

or you didnt Until some asshole mage out in Kirkwall blew up a chantry and kicked off a war

[stealwithit]

boo, that guy. ruining things for the rest of you.

but that really does sound rough. I feel like you and I need to have a talk about our respective universes.

[rideme]

boo yeah. to the extreme

im down

maybe after the mechanical bull thing

[stealwithit]

deal.

have you had a chance to try burgers since you've gotten here?

[rideme]

oh hell yeah

that shit is GOOD

[stealwithit]

oh thank god. I was so worried you hadn't tried them yet.

what about french fries?

[rideme]

YES

and

ICE CREAM

[stealwithit]

and milkshakes?

they're like ice cream but in drink form.

I personally can't have any but I know they're good.

[rideme]

in DRINK FORM?? SHIT

I NEED one yesterday



how come you can't have any?

[stealwithit]

Dairy and I don't tend to see eye to eye, so we've decided to avoid each other.

I'm also lactose-intolerant.

[rideme]

never heard that word in my life

you wanna elaborate ???

[stealwithit]

it just means anything with dairy in it makes my tummy sad.

and I don't like when my tummy is sad.

[rideme]

so what

you puke?

ok it's text but i actually just couldn't resist

[stealwithit]

i should go.

bless

[rideme]

Uh

ok

have fun