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glad youre not dead or a pancake or something eh not so bad just a bit weird

of course not
if the real me is already trouble to kill, the other one must have been infinitely worse to try for

weird?
weird how?

i do like a woman thats hard to kill im doing the eyebrow wiggle at you right now just so you know eh you ever hear the word 'vashoth' ? not like 'tal - vashoth' just that one all by itself

[ ...better not joke about how he would know how hard she is to kill. hmm. ]

what?
no little face to go with that one?

and no
I know tal-vashoth very well, but didn't know there was a non-tal version

oh right here ]>;D its like qunari never born into the qun like a couple tal-vashoth sprout off a kid that kid is vashoth different thing - less shitty cause its not the kids fault its parents yknow tal-vashoth'd

are those horns at the top?

and
so
normal
a normal kid
i thought that was bas???

hell yeah ok see thats where it gets complicated and shit because if it was a human im pretty sure it would be bas but if it was a guy like me yknow horny and all its different

all those years of dealing with the Arishok
you'd think i'd actually understand any of that
but no
apparently not as much as I like to think

hey its ok he wasnt the most informative guy unless you wanted information on how fast hed kill you

oh I already know the answer to that one
not as fast as he imagined

HAH wish i couldve seen it sort of guy was an asshole

how could you even tell?
he had one expression

and that one was 'im an asshole ]>B('

well
you aren't wrong

you know what

if they had sent you to get that book back instead
I think that entire mess probably would have been cleared up years sooner

haha maybe most guys in the antaam are kind of like that so im sadly not surprised that went tits up if i ever find some more time magic crap ill try to come rescue you yeah ?

implying I ever need rescuing
tsk tsk

ooo right sorry ill keep that in mind for the future

you most certainly will
so

do we want to try grabbing drinks again or do you think that'll only bring on another curse or spell gone wrong or whatever it was this time?

you have my word hey its always worth a try maybe this time itll be a fun thing like life not sucking

if someone does something to spontaneously give us all pet dragons or rain ale from the sky
that would be a nice change of pace

so same place, same time?

hoooooo yeah i would pretty much die from happiness right there same place same time

i'll see you there, then

you bet your ass ]>PD

[ And shockingly enough, this time she does make it to the bar in Nonah, no random magical spells, shapeshifts, animate toilets, memory swaps interfering this time. She won't say as much out loud, because that felt like tempting fate, but she will hang out at the bar itself, all too happy to chat with anyone already there while she waits for Bull.

She's not exactly the sort to tell stories to anyone who listens like certain dwarves, but there's plenty of other things to talk about. For the most part, she sticks to dogs, not magic or anything fantastical like, you know, dragons. ]

[Not long after Hawke arrives, the Bull himself saunters in. As usual, shirtless. But sporting worn white exercise pants with another ridiculous logo on the ass. He's a regular here, judging from the waves he gets. And the money passed to the bartender without a word.]

[He slides in beside Hawke, already nabbing the little bowl of peanuts. And shoots her a broad grin.]

Looks like nothing shitty happened this time. Go us.

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