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[rideme]

"You've got the Iron Bull here. I'm listening.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

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[rideme]

[Oh thank the fucking Qun.]

Hey, maybe I've got a delicate, elf-like ass.

[stealwithit]

[ You're welcome. ]

You have a "delicate, elf-like ass." [ You can practically hear the quotation marks as she speaks. ] Bullshit.

[ She's been waiting to pull that one on him! Yes! ]

[rideme]

[And Bull just plain belts out laughing.]

Oh fuck.

Fuck, that's a good one.

[stealwithit]

I know.

But seriously. I'm going to drag you to this place and you're going to try that thing after you have, like, fifty drinks or however much it takes to get a giant like you to actually feel alcohol.

[rideme]

Oh come on. Like I'm going to need fifty drinks to try that thing.

[stealwithit]

Don't you want to see if you can conquer it while you're drunk?

[rideme]

...

Sure. That's an option too.

[stealwithit]

There's also nothing stopping you from doing both. Try it sober as your control run, then drink more and more.

This really needs to happen.

[rideme]

... Shit.

Yeah. Hell yeah, it does.

sob i missed this notif somehow!!

[stealwithit]

Let's plan on it, then.

Think Charlie would want in on it?

IT'S OKAY

[rideme]

Shit, no clue.



We should ask him.

[stealwithit]

I'm sure he'll tag along if only to make sure things don't explode.

[rideme]

Oh, probably.

Hang on, I'll call him.