rideme: (Default)
the IRON BULL ([personal profile] rideme) wrote2015-02-09 07:20 pm

IC INBOX

"You've got the Iron Bull here. I'm listening.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

TEXT | VOICEMAIL | CALLS
h2no: (yeah.... no)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-03-29 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly? I don't know what the fuck I was thinkin', I don't even remember the last 4 hours.

[he's hefted over bull's shoulder, then immediately starts wiggling and complaining.]

N--Mmm no shoulder in my stomach! Keep this up and I'll end up hurin' down your back. Ack--!

[he is grabbing at bull's rack to try and rearrange himself.]
h2no: (ummm....)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-03-30 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
A lot of... stuff.

[he manages to rearrange himself into a less... pukey position.]

Ugh, where do you live? Is it near? I gotta sleep, bro, and I ain't doin' it in the dirt again.
h2no: (hey now... hey)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-03-30 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Try month

[it's been a hardcore party. pity party.]

Alright. Just huck me in the nearest dumpster.
h2no: (mhm!!!!)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-03-30 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
A valiant rescue and I'm gonna get bedded? That's the shit I'm all about!

[now he is just being obnoxious.]
h2no: (NOW I'M UP HERE)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-03-30 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Well, thank Arceus one of still has a fuckin' brain in between our ears!

[a good bull. a sweet bull.]

'M gonna feel bad about this when I am no longer thinkin' in... burps...
h2no: (you caught it with the first ball??)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-03-30 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
God... thing...

[he groans, dropping his head down onto bull's shoulder.]

Thanks, bro. I owe you one anyway.
h2no: (yeah.... no)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-03-30 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Who even knows or gives a fuck if it's real?

[NOT THIS GUY. just. y'know. jesus wasn't a thing in pokémon world.]

I won't! Ohhh, here it comes. Night, Matt. I love you, bro.

[aaaand he's out.]