THAT'S WHY IT'S DONE IN PICTURES. THERE'S A FEW I SAW THAT MADE MY BACK HURT JUST LOOKING AT THEM. BUT SLUTTY MERMAN ARCHIE DEALT WITH ALL THOSE DICKS LIKE A CHAMP. YOU GO, SLUTTY MERMAN.
DAMNED IF I KNOW. I HOPE IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'M HUMAN AND YOU'RE NOT, THAT WOULD BE SHITTY. I'M GONNA COMMISSION A BUNCH OF WEIRD PORN OF YOU FOR YOU. HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY.
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THERE'S A FEW I SAW THAT MADE MY BACK HURT JUST LOOKING AT THEM.
BUT SLUTTY MERMAN ARCHIE DEALT WITH ALL THOSE DICKS LIKE A CHAMP.
YOU GO, SLUTTY MERMAN.
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im fucking jealous
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I HOPE IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'M HUMAN AND YOU'RE NOT, THAT WOULD BE SHITTY.
I'M GONNA COMMISSION A BUNCH OF WEIRD PORN OF YOU FOR YOU.
HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY.
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holy shit
oh right birthdays are a human thing cool :)
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IT'S BASICALLY A CELEBRATION OF LIFE
AND I'M GONNA DO THAT BY GETTING YOU A TON OF FETISH PICS OF YOURSELF
CLOSE ENOUGH RIGHT?