rideme | IC INBOX

"You've got the Iron Bull here. I'm listening.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

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Riiiiight. Like in that movie, yeah?

Just like in that movie, yes.

Anything else exciting happen?

More like what didn't happen.

If you know what I mean.

That could mean a whole lot of things, honestly.

I know. I said it on purpose.

Well, I'm glad the prospect of being on a plane didn't totally deter you.

Nahh... just the part where they give you the tiny nuts.

Couldn't get that thing open.

There's a joke to be made there, but since my sense of humor is mostly dead I can't think of one.

It's probably me not being able to use tiny nuts effectively.