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[rideme]

"You've got the Iron Bull here. I'm listening.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

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[rideme]

[WHAT THE HELL. ... okay, let's play this game.]

... well hey maybe i actually liked the rose petal shit

[stealwithit]

[ Okay well that's not what you said last night--wait.

She checks the contact and--oh, shit. She should have freaking known this would happen. ]

... Hi Bull. Just pretend I didn't accidentally send you that message.

[rideme]

hey

so


is it my turn to get the juicy details this time ???? >]PD

[stealwithit]

Well... I guess that would only be fair, since I've badgered you and Charlie about details.

[rideme]

damn right

who's the lucky one

[rideme]

also ps if you want this kept quiet just say the word

[stealwithit]

Someone whose name starts with an "S" and rhymes with "tar-lord."

[ Yep. Tar-Lord. ]

And I'd appreciate that. Not that I particularly mind people knowing, but I like to keep my personal affairs a secret by default if I can help it.

[rideme]

ahhhh

not a problem.

but you know

if he fucks up ? hes going to get his ass kicked

[stealwithit]

Bull, are you getting all protective? Cute.

This is strictly a no strings attached arrangement, though, so I don't think you'll have anything like that to worry about.

[rideme]

one of my people gets the ass kicking coupon for any messy relationship its a bonus

mmm

still

[stealwithit]

Aww, that's sweet.

You know me, Bull. If he ever needs his ass kicked, I'll be the first in line.

[rideme]

yeah i figured

but sometimes a little EXTRA ass kicking isnt a bad idea

[stealwithit]

Ha! Well, don't tell him that. You might scare the poor guy away.

[rideme]

okay okay

i'll keep it to myself

[stealwithit]

Can I just backtrack and mention how adorable it is that you'd defend my honor or whatever?

I mean. How adorabull it is.

[rideme]

SDU;FHSBDFGSDYIA;KJD





sorry

i

sort of squeezed the keys there i laughed too hard

[stealwithit]

You're welcome!