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[rideme]

"You've got the Iron Bull here. I'm listening.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

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[willinglychanged]

See talking it out sounds wayyy far away from a good time. It sounds serious. I'm not good with serious.

[rideme]

yeah but no one said it had to be a big serious talk just

HEY WE'RE CASUAL RIGHT?

OKAY GREAT

[willinglychanged]

totally sounds like a better idea than the whole 'sit 'em down and talk calmly thing'

[rideme]

hey there you go

everybody wins

[willinglychanged]

never thought sending a text to the wrong guy about getting laid would end in such great advice.

[rideme]

hah

thats what happens when you call the iron bull you never know what youre going to get

[willinglychanged]

The Iron Bull?

Dude is that a stage name? Its kinda hot.

[rideme]

nah its just my name

chose it myself

[willinglychanged]

good choice, dude.

[rideme]

heh

i thought so too

[willinglychanged]

either way good for you.
Maybe I should think of a cool nickname.

[rideme]

go for it

whatever makes you feel good ]>PD

[willinglychanged]

was that supposed to be some kinda smiley?

[rideme]

yeah i make them so they look like my face

[willinglychanged]

...kinda curious what your face looks like now.

[rideme]

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that

[willinglychanged]

dude.
those are some pretty impressive horns.
10/10.

[rideme]

yeah

guess you could say im

pretty






horny

[willinglychanged]

DAMN.
Love it.
You're great, dude.

[rideme]

thanks i worked hard on that one

[willinglychanged]

oh yeah?
like... really hard?

[rideme]

hard as my horns

[willinglychanged]

pretty damn hard then

[rideme]

oh hell yeah

>]PD

[willinglychanged]

thats good to hear. ain't nothing sadder than a soft horn.