Skip to Main Content
the IRON BULL (
rideme
) wrote
2015
-
02
-
09
07:20 pm
IC INBOX
"You've got the Iron Bull here. I'm listening.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
TEXT | VOICEMAIL | CALLS
Flat
|
Top-Level Comments Only
no subject
h2no
2017-03-28 01:57 am (UTC)
(
link
)
I didn't shit anything, asshole.
[he groans and pushes himself up.]
When the hell did you get so tall...?
no subject
rideme
2017-03-28 02:33 am (UTC)
(
link
)
It's an expression.
[He holds out a hand.]
Since forever. You want up or what?
no subject
h2no
2017-03-28 12:28 pm (UTC)
(
link
)
[he grabs at bull's hand.]
Yeah, thanks. Fuck, it's like 7 in the morning... were you on a mornin' run or something?
[no idiot you called him]
no subject
rideme
2017-03-28 07:43 pm (UTC)
(
link
)
You called me, asshole.
[He just hauls Archie up with one hand, the other one going to dust sand off his ass. Or whatever else is covered in sand.]
no subject
h2no
2017-03-28 08:53 pm (UTC)
(
link
)
Did I? Oh. Sorry. I didn't mean ta get you up so early...
[he looks up at the sky while bull... does whatever he's doing.]
Nice mornin', though.
no subject
rideme
2017-03-29 06:09 am (UTC)
(
link
)
Yeah? You texted me and didn't think it'd wake me up?
[Bull is just hefting this poor guy over his shoulder.]
Nice morning to keep your ass in bed.
no subject
h2no
2017-03-29 07:39 pm (UTC)
(
link
)
Honestly? I don't know what the fuck I was thinkin', I don't even remember the last 4 hours.
[he's hefted over bull's shoulder, then immediately starts wiggling and complaining.]
N--Mmm no shoulder in my stomach! Keep this up and I'll end up hurin' down your back. Ack--!
[he is grabbing at bull's rack to try and rearrange himself.]
no subject
rideme
2017-03-30 12:27 am (UTC)
(
link
)
... You gotta tell me what you were drinking. Because I want some.
[Bull doesn't even twitch when Archie wiggles around. He just keeps on walking.]
Where the hell are we going anyway?
[As he just. Jerks his head.]
no subject
h2no
2017-03-30 05:15 am (UTC)
(
link
)
A lot of... stuff.
[he manages to rearrange himself into a less... pukey position.]
Ugh, where do you live? Is it near? I gotta sleep, bro, and I ain't doin' it in the dirt again.
no subject
rideme
2017-03-30 05:18 am (UTC)
(
link
)
Stuff, huh? Damn. Must have had a real bad day.
[There's surprisingly little judgment in the statement. It sounds like he's commenting on the color of the sky.]
Not even close, pal. Relax.
no subject
h2no
2017-03-30 05:22 am (UTC)
(
link
)
Try
month
[it's been a hardcore party. pity party.]
Alright. Just huck me in the nearest dumpster.
no subject
rideme
2017-03-30 05:34 am (UTC)
(
link
)
Damn. You win the shit lottery.
[There's a snort.]
Yeah, right. You drag my ass all the way out here? You're getting put to bed. You can use mine.
no subject
h2no
2017-03-30 05:36 am (UTC)
(
link
)
A valiant rescue
and
I'm gonna get bedded? That's the shit I'm all about!
[now he is just being obnoxious.]
no subject
rideme
2017-03-30 05:51 am (UTC)
(
link
)
You're too drunk to sleep with.
[Sorry, Bro. That's something Bull's not really into joking around about.]
no subject
h2no
2017-03-30 05:58 am (UTC)
(
link
)
Well, thank Arceus
one
of still has a fuckin' brain in between our ears!
[a good bull. a sweet bull.]
'M gonna feel bad about this when I am no longer thinkin' in... burps...
no subject
rideme
2017-03-30 06:29 am (UTC)
(
link
)
Who the hell is an Are-see-us?
Yeah, don't worry about it. Just buy me dinner first next time.
no subject
h2no
2017-03-30 06:31 am (UTC)
(
link
)
God... thing...
[he groans, dropping his head down onto bull's shoulder.]
Thanks, bro. I owe you one anyway.
no subject
rideme
2017-03-30 06:33 am (UTC)
(
link
)
Oh. Fuck it then. I'm kind of over "gods".
[THANKS SOLAS.]
Don't forget it when you wake up.
no subject
h2no
2017-03-30 06:36 am (UTC)
(
link
)
Who even knows or gives a fuck if it's real?
[NOT THIS GUY. just. y'know. jesus wasn't a thing in pokémon world.]
I won't! Ohhh, here it comes. Night, Matt. I love you, bro.
[aaaand he's out.]
no subject
rideme
2017-03-30 06:38 am (UTC)
(
link
)
Uh huh--
[And then. Whoop. There he goes. Bull just kind of looks at him for a second.]
[Sighs.]
[Then keeps on hauling him home.]
1144 comments
Post a new comment
Flat
|
Top-Level Comments Only
Log in
Account name:
Password:
Remember me
Other options:
Forget your password?
Log in with OpenID?
Close
menu
Log in
Create
Create Account
Display Preferences
Explore
Interests
Directory Search
Site and Journal Search
Latest Things
Random Journal
Random Community
FAQ
Shop
Buy Dreamwidth Services
Gift a Random User
DW Merchandise
Interest
Region
Site and Account
FAQ
Email
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
no subject
[he groans and pushes himself up.]
When the hell did you get so tall...?
no subject
[He holds out a hand.]
Since forever. You want up or what?
no subject
Yeah, thanks. Fuck, it's like 7 in the morning... were you on a mornin' run or something?
[no idiot you called him]
no subject
[He just hauls Archie up with one hand, the other one going to dust sand off his ass. Or whatever else is covered in sand.]
no subject
[he looks up at the sky while bull... does whatever he's doing.]
Nice mornin', though.
no subject
[Bull is just hefting this poor guy over his shoulder.]
Nice morning to keep your ass in bed.
no subject
[he's hefted over bull's shoulder, then immediately starts wiggling and complaining.]
N--Mmm no shoulder in my stomach! Keep this up and I'll end up hurin' down your back. Ack--!
[he is grabbing at bull's rack to try and rearrange himself.]
no subject
[Bull doesn't even twitch when Archie wiggles around. He just keeps on walking.]
Where the hell are we going anyway?
[As he just. Jerks his head.]
no subject
[he manages to rearrange himself into a less... pukey position.]
Ugh, where do you live? Is it near? I gotta sleep, bro, and I ain't doin' it in the dirt again.
no subject
[There's surprisingly little judgment in the statement. It sounds like he's commenting on the color of the sky.]
Not even close, pal. Relax.
no subject
[it's been a hardcore party. pity party.]
Alright. Just huck me in the nearest dumpster.
no subject
[There's a snort.]
Yeah, right. You drag my ass all the way out here? You're getting put to bed. You can use mine.
no subject
[now he is just being obnoxious.]
no subject
[Sorry, Bro. That's something Bull's not really into joking around about.]
no subject
[a good bull. a sweet bull.]
'M gonna feel bad about this when I am no longer thinkin' in... burps...
no subject
Yeah, don't worry about it. Just buy me dinner first next time.
no subject
[he groans, dropping his head down onto bull's shoulder.]
Thanks, bro. I owe you one anyway.
no subject
[THANKS SOLAS.]
Don't forget it when you wake up.
no subject
[NOT THIS GUY. just. y'know. jesus wasn't a thing in pokémon world.]
I won't! Ohhh, here it comes. Night, Matt. I love you, bro.
[aaaand he's out.]
no subject
[And then. Whoop. There he goes. Bull just kind of looks at him for a second.]
[Sighs.]
[Then keeps on hauling him home.]