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[rideme]

"You've got the Iron Bull here. I'm listening.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

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[animated]

[ Charlie has no idea what the Fade is, but he's guessing it isn't somewhere nice ]

Come on, it can't be all bad.

[rideme]

Nah, not all.

There's a guy in my bed who's really good with his hands, so. Can't complain too much.

[animated]

[ Charlie arches an eyebrow, a smirk tugging on his lips ] Just my hands?

[rideme]

Oh, more than that. But hey, I'm tired. Going to hold it against me?

[animated]

Depends on what you want me to hold against you. [ okay, he can't even keep a straight face after that one ] God, that was terrible. What have you done to me?

[rideme]

[He just laughs, reaching over to thump Charlie on the shoulder.]

A lot of things, I think. You mad?

[animated]

Nah. Just silently mourning my sense of humor.

[rideme]

We'll give it a little funeral and everything, if you want.

[animated]

No, no. I'm hoping it's only mostly dead.

Which we all know means partially alive.

[rideme]

Riiiiight. Like in that movie, yeah?

[animated]

Just like in that movie, yes.

Anything else exciting happen?

[rideme]

More like what didn't happen.

If you know what I mean.

[animated]

That could mean a whole lot of things, honestly.

[rideme]

I know. I said it on purpose.

[animated]

Well, I'm glad the prospect of being on a plane didn't totally deter you.

[rideme]

Nahh... just the part where they give you the tiny nuts.

Couldn't get that thing open.

[animated]

There's a joke to be made there, but since my sense of humor is mostly dead I can't think of one.

[rideme]

It's probably me not being able to use tiny nuts effectively.