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the IRON BULL (
rideme
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2015
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07:20 pm
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"You've got the Iron Bull here. I'm listening.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
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selfpraise
2015-03-27 09:48 pm (UTC)
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[Dorian would pay good coin if he could see this now. His imagination just isn't enough for this. If only he knew how to get to Nonah.]
Hmmm, it must be more poorly designed then I thought.
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rideme
2015-03-28 06:16 am (UTC)
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Yeah, no shit. There aren't even any eye holes.
[Just ask one of his roommates to film it, man.]
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selfpraise
2015-03-29 08:07 am (UTC)
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[He doesn't know what filming is, but he'd ask Charlie to do so if he did.]
You only need one anyway, make one yourself.
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rideme
2015-03-29 08:14 am (UTC)
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Bah... it's going to run if I do that.
Krem
was the one with the sewing skills, not me...
[GRUMP GRUMP WHINE.]
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selfpraise
2015-03-29 08:21 am (UTC)
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Fine
, I'll do it.
[This is escalating too far.]
Come over and I'll fix it.
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rideme
2015-03-29 08:23 am (UTC)
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[HAH he knew he'd win. Sort of.]
Where are you, anyways?
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selfpraise
2015-03-29 08:32 am (UTC)
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Some place called De Chima. I'm staying with the Champion. Be careful if you see her, she's vindictive.
[He needs to move out or send her away.]
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rideme
2015-03-30 03:47 am (UTC)
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Oh, Varric's friend. What's wrong with her?
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selfpraise
2015-03-30 09:37 am (UTC)
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She smells like a wet dog and threw all my clothing onto the roof.
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rideme
2015-03-30 08:33 pm (UTC)
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Didn't smell like wet dog when I saw her...
Why'd she toss your clothes on the roof?
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selfpraise
2015-04-07 11:37 am (UTC)
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I objected to the dogs she was amassing. You know how Fereldan's get.
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rideme
2015-04-08 05:47 am (UTC)
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Well, yeah, but I don't have a
problem
with dogs.
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selfpraise
2015-04-09 11:26 am (UTC)
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Don't say I didn't warn you.
[The only person who needs to worry is Dorian.]
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rideme
2015-04-09 08:33 pm (UTC)
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What did you do to piss off her dog so bad?
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selfpraise
2015-04-11 09:42 am (UTC)
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Dogs
. As in the plural, there was at least ten of them.
And all I did was scare them out of my room.
[And out of the house and the neighbourhood. Horror/despair is a useful spell.]
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rideme
2015-04-12 05:39 am (UTC)
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Ten... dogs. What the hell does she need ten dogs for?
Couldn't you just shut the door?
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selfpraise
2015-04-12 09:21 am (UTC)
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I still have to open it to get in or out and they lie in wait for an opening.
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rideme
2015-04-12 11:12 pm (UTC)
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Can't you just... magic it or some shit?
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selfpraise
2015-04-17 10:52 am (UTC)
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I did and next thing you know my smalls are on the roof.
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rideme
2015-04-18 05:05 am (UTC)
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Maybe it's a sign you need new ones. Something with
lace.
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selfpraise
2015-04-18 11:38 am (UTC)
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[Dorian splutters and then makes a noise of frustration.]
Vishante kaffas
, you are insufferable.
[And then he hangs up so he can go and pout.]
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no subject
Hmmm, it must be more poorly designed then I thought.
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[Just ask one of his roommates to film it, man.]
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You only need one anyway, make one yourself.
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[GRUMP GRUMP WHINE.]
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[This is escalating too far.]
Come over and I'll fix it.
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Where are you, anyways?
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[He needs to move out or send her away.]
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Why'd she toss your clothes on the roof?
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[The only person who needs to worry is Dorian.]
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And all I did was scare them out of my room.
[And out of the house and the neighbourhood. Horror/despair is a useful spell.]
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Couldn't you just shut the door?
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Vishante kaffas, you are insufferable.
[And then he hangs up so he can go and pout.]