[The Iron Bull receives in the mail one very neatly packaged box containing something hideous that Dorian decided to pass on after getting it from Hawke.]
[Dorian takes a while to pick up because he needs to find the source of the ringing and then realise what the noise meant and then he needed to figure out how to accept the call.
...and hello to you too.]
Oh, you got my gift? It's a horn warmer.
[He's completely talking out of his ass, but he's keeping a straight face.]
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I thought it was more your style.
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[It's. Still on his arm when he calls back.]
... What the hell is this supposed to be?
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...and hello to you too.]
Oh, you got my gift? It's a horn warmer.
[He's completely talking out of his ass, but he's keeping a straight face.]
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Then what's the back part for?
[God dammit Dorian.]
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I couldn't find one that was for two horns only, but at least it's got length so it can cover your head as well.
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[He's actually. Trying it on. Right now. So the rustling sound of cloth is probably audible over the line.]
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Hmmm, it must be more poorly designed then I thought.
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[Just ask one of his roommates to film it, man.]
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You only need one anyway, make one yourself.
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[GRUMP GRUMP WHINE.]
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[This is escalating too far.]
Come over and I'll fix it.
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Where are you, anyways?
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[He needs to move out or send her away.]
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Why'd she toss your clothes on the roof?
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[The only person who needs to worry is Dorian.]
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And all I did was scare them out of my room.
[And out of the house and the neighbourhood. Horror/despair is a useful spell.]
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Couldn't you just shut the door?
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