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the IRON BULL ([personal profile] rideme) wrote2015-02-09 07:20 pm

IC INBOX

"You've got the Iron Bull here. I'm listening.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

TEXT | VOICEMAIL | CALLS
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[personal profile] selfpraise 2015-03-25 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
[The Iron Bull receives in the mail one very neatly packaged box containing something hideous that Dorian decided to pass on after getting it from Hawke.]

I thought it was more your style.
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[personal profile] selfpraise 2015-03-25 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Dorian takes a while to pick up because he needs to find the source of the ringing and then realise what the noise meant and then he needed to figure out how to accept the call.

...and hello to you too.]


Oh, you got my gift? It's a horn warmer.

[He's completely talking out of his ass, but he's keeping a straight face.]
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[personal profile] selfpraise 2015-03-26 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Saying that he went out and got Bull a gift might backfire on him later, but that is later and he needs to get rid of the abomination now.]

I couldn't find one that was for two horns only, but at least it's got length so it can cover your head as well.
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[personal profile] selfpraise 2015-03-27 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dorian would pay good coin if he could see this now. His imagination just isn't enough for this. If only he knew how to get to Nonah.]

Hmmm, it must be more poorly designed then I thought.
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[personal profile] selfpraise 2015-03-29 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't know what filming is, but he'd ask Charlie to do so if he did.]

You only need one anyway, make one yourself.
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[personal profile] selfpraise 2015-03-29 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, I'll do it.

[This is escalating too far.]

Come over and I'll fix it.
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[personal profile] selfpraise 2015-03-29 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
Some place called De Chima. I'm staying with the Champion. Be careful if you see her, she's vindictive.

[He needs to move out or send her away.]
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[personal profile] selfpraise 2015-03-30 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
She smells like a wet dog and threw all my clothing onto the roof.
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[personal profile] selfpraise 2015-04-07 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
I objected to the dogs she was amassing. You know how Fereldan's get.
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[personal profile] selfpraise 2015-04-09 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
Don't say I didn't warn you.

[The only person who needs to worry is Dorian.]
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[personal profile] selfpraise 2015-04-11 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
Dogs. As in the plural, there was at least ten of them.

And all I did was scare them out of my room.

[And out of the house and the neighbourhood. Horror/despair is a useful spell.]
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[personal profile] selfpraise 2015-04-12 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
I still have to open it to get in or out and they lie in wait for an opening.
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[personal profile] selfpraise 2015-04-17 10:52 am (UTC)(link)
I did and next thing you know my smalls are on the roof.

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