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"You've got the Iron Bull here. I'm listening.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
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text at like 5 in the morning
h2no
2017-03-25 02:22 pm (UTC)
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iron bur
nbro
where r u
itsf getting light and i slpet on a becnh
im COLD caryy me home iroun BRO
good thing he's awake
rideme
2017-03-25 09:36 pm (UTC)
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what the fuck
thanks boo
h2no
2017-03-25 09:40 pm (UTC)
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[an entirely justified response.]
gfCUK BULL
U SHITHEAD
CALL ME I CNNATN FIND THE PHONE
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rideme
2017-03-25 09:48 pm (UTC)
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[Archie... no. The Iron Bull is a Shit.]
then how the fuck are you texting me eh???
]>PD
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h2no
2017-03-25 09:49 pm (UTC)
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IF ODNT KNOW WHAT THE HELL U ARE ON ABOUT
canb u
please
dcome g1ive me a lift
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rideme
2017-03-25 09:51 pm (UTC)
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yeah yeah yeah
where even are you
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h2no
2017-03-25 09:53 pm (UTC)
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shit ogoof questison
park?
herpoa
u kno the one near the pladce for good pub crawles
i did it
twice
my ligver hruts bull
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rideme
2017-03-25 09:54 pm (UTC)
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guess ill just ask around
see if anyones seen a drunk in a bandana
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h2no
2017-03-25 09:55 pm (UTC)
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NEAR THE FOUNTAIN
i through t it would be deep enough for dsharkpedo
but its not
:(
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rideme
2017-03-25 09:56 pm (UTC)
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yeah you know what
maybe stop thinking for a bit
just
sit there
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h2no
2017-03-25 09:59 pm (UTC)
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fuccking
okay
MOM
[and there he will remain, on the bench, laying face down and doing a good impression of a hobo.]
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rideme
2017-03-26 03:08 am (UTC)
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dont call me that or im not going to pick your ass up
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h2no
2017-03-26 06:34 pm (UTC)
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sorry bro
please
mr bull
come fget me
i trited to stand and fell again
world is spinninga aaaaaaaa
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rideme
2017-03-27 02:09 am (UTC)
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im coming keep your shit together
stop getting the fuck up
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h2no
2017-03-27 02:35 pm (UTC)
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srsgroij;kn k[]waerjo
[now he's on the ground. see you there, bull.]
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rideme
2017-03-28 01:48 am (UTC)
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[He'll just saunter his way up. Eventually. Hands on his hips and eyebrow raised.]
Wow.
Somebody shit the bed.
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h2no
2017-03-28 01:57 am (UTC)
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I didn't shit anything, asshole.
[he groans and pushes himself up.]
When the hell did you get so tall...?
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rideme
2017-03-28 02:33 am (UTC)
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It's an expression.
[He holds out a hand.]
Since forever. You want up or what?
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h2no
2017-03-28 12:28 pm (UTC)
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[he grabs at bull's hand.]
Yeah, thanks. Fuck, it's like 7 in the morning... were you on a mornin' run or something?
[no idiot you called him]
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rideme
2017-03-28 07:43 pm (UTC)
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You called me, asshole.
[He just hauls Archie up with one hand, the other one going to dust sand off his ass. Or whatever else is covered in sand.]
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h2no
2017-03-28 08:53 pm (UTC)
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Did I? Oh. Sorry. I didn't mean ta get you up so early...
[he looks up at the sky while bull... does whatever he's doing.]
Nice mornin', though.
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rideme
2017-03-29 06:09 am (UTC)
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Yeah? You texted me and didn't think it'd wake me up?
[Bull is just hefting this poor guy over his shoulder.]
Nice morning to keep your ass in bed.
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h2no
2017-03-29 07:39 pm (UTC)
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Honestly? I don't know what the fuck I was thinkin', I don't even remember the last 4 hours.
[he's hefted over bull's shoulder, then immediately starts wiggling and complaining.]
N--Mmm no shoulder in my stomach! Keep this up and I'll end up hurin' down your back. Ack--!
[he is grabbing at bull's rack to try and rearrange himself.]
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rideme
2017-03-30 12:27 am (UTC)
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... You gotta tell me what you were drinking. Because I want some.
[Bull doesn't even twitch when Archie wiggles around. He just keeps on walking.]
Where the hell are we going anyway?
[As he just. Jerks his head.]
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h2no
2017-03-30 05:15 am (UTC)
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A lot of... stuff.
[he manages to rearrange himself into a less... pukey position.]
Ugh, where do you live? Is it near? I gotta sleep, bro, and I ain't doin' it in the dirt again.
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text at like 5 in the morning
nbro
where r u
itsf getting light and i slpet on a becnh
im COLD caryy me home iroun BRO
good thing he's awake
thanks boo
gfCUK BULL
U SHITHEAD
CALL ME I CNNATN FIND THE PHONE
no subject
then how the fuck are you texting me eh???
]>PD
no subject
canb u
please
dcome g1ive me a lift
no subject
where even are you
no subject
park?
herpoa
u kno the one near the pladce for good pub crawles
i did it
twice
my ligver hruts bull
no subject
see if anyones seen a drunk in a bandana
no subject
i through t it would be deep enough for dsharkpedo
but its not
:(
no subject
maybe stop thinking for a bit
just
sit there
no subject
okay
MOM
[and there he will remain, on the bench, laying face down and doing a good impression of a hobo.]
no subject
no subject
please
mr bull
come fget me
i trited to stand and fell again
world is spinninga aaaaaaaa
no subject
stop getting the fuck up
no subject
[now he's on the ground. see you there, bull.]
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Wow.
Somebody shit the bed.
no subject
[he groans and pushes himself up.]
When the hell did you get so tall...?
no subject
[He holds out a hand.]
Since forever. You want up or what?
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Yeah, thanks. Fuck, it's like 7 in the morning... were you on a mornin' run or something?
[no idiot you called him]
no subject
[He just hauls Archie up with one hand, the other one going to dust sand off his ass. Or whatever else is covered in sand.]
no subject
[he looks up at the sky while bull... does whatever he's doing.]
Nice mornin', though.
no subject
[Bull is just hefting this poor guy over his shoulder.]
Nice morning to keep your ass in bed.
no subject
[he's hefted over bull's shoulder, then immediately starts wiggling and complaining.]
N--Mmm no shoulder in my stomach! Keep this up and I'll end up hurin' down your back. Ack--!
[he is grabbing at bull's rack to try and rearrange himself.]
no subject
[Bull doesn't even twitch when Archie wiggles around. He just keeps on walking.]
Where the hell are we going anyway?
[As he just. Jerks his head.]
no subject
[he manages to rearrange himself into a less... pukey position.]
Ugh, where do you live? Is it near? I gotta sleep, bro, and I ain't doin' it in the dirt again.
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