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[rideme]

"You've got the Iron Bull here. I'm listening.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

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[rideme]

how much ?

ive seen some big ones before soooo how big you want it

[willinglychanged]

Oh yeah? You sure have seen some big ones ;)

Thought we already covered that 'too big' ain't a thing in my books.

[rideme]

oh

hah uh shit thats great news but

im going to stop you before this shit gets more personal

might want to check the ID on this conversation

[willinglychanged]

oh shit.
oh god.
i'm so sorry?
like man... that REALLY wasn't appropriate.

[rideme]

hahaha nah

nah its okay im probably the guy least likely to get offended over that shit

although is he seriously buying nothing but pizza i mean

that shits good but mix it up a little

[willinglychanged]

Least I didn't get someone who would've died listening to some of that crap.

and yeah. only pizza. says he 'doesn't understand' other food. damn vampires.

[rideme]

wow that is a pitiful excuse

how up front have you been telling him to cut it out ?

[willinglychanged]

i know, right??

I was gonna tell him but apparently I told you instead? so uh, ain't exactly been up front

[rideme]

well give that a shot and see if he takes his head out of his ass

if not then

you can do better, probably

because seriously ??? if hes not going to pay attention to something simple like FOOD then fuck

what else is he not going to listen to ?

[willinglychanged]

I might. We'll see.

I can totally do better than pizza. I'm kinda doing better at the same time? He's like... the third guy?

He doesn't eat food. He just eats me??

He also kinda had a boyfriend last week. But hey. Whatever.

[rideme]

wait wait

youre with three guys at once ?? and one guy is doing another guy at the same time?





first off holy shit thats a lot of action there

second off this isnt all secret crap is it

[willinglychanged]

I'm not WITH them? I'm kinda having a thing with 3 guys at once. I've had 3 dicks in the last couple months and they still all wanna do me? Is that better?

Shit I don't think so? I mean no-one told me to keep this shit secret and I talk to everyone about my personal shit.

[rideme]

ok it clears some shit up uhhhh

i just mean

its casual right ? no ones not ok with things ? because hell yeah good for you having a good time if they dont care

but if someones not ok with sharing or something then you have a problem my friend

[willinglychanged]

Its casual. I think? Like... no-one started calling me their boyfriend yet so that's totally casual.

[He's awful at this.]

I kinda like them all though. So that's kinda a thing.

[rideme]

nothing wrong with that

you know

long as everyones on the same page about it cause otherwise that shit gets nasty really quick

[willinglychanged]

I kinda hope we're on the same page? or at least in the same book.

Hopeful is the best I can be right now.

[rideme]

yeaaaaaaah this is one of those things you probably need to talk about

[willinglychanged]

...maybe.

fuck. i just wanted to have a good time.

[rideme]

hey hey

no ones saying you cant

seriously if you just talk it out - no reason you cant still keep having a good time trust me

[willinglychanged]

See talking it out sounds wayyy far away from a good time. It sounds serious. I'm not good with serious.

[rideme]

yeah but no one said it had to be a big serious talk just

HEY WE'RE CASUAL RIGHT?

OKAY GREAT

[willinglychanged]

totally sounds like a better idea than the whole 'sit 'em down and talk calmly thing'

[rideme]

hey there you go

everybody wins

[willinglychanged]

never thought sending a text to the wrong guy about getting laid would end in such great advice.

[rideme]

hah

thats what happens when you call the iron bull you never know what youre going to get